— The Doctor
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
When people change their last name on facebook to Bieber
almost one million people liked this post
FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER
Every time I see this I wonder if they actually read it before publishing, because that child’s the spawn of the Devil himself, like this is some Omen level shit happening right here, and it’s creepy af like please, abort that one bc it is clearly the anti-christ mate.